I don't trash talk often, but when I do I go for the jugular...
I posted an article last year called Trash Talking. Then, I followed it up in June with some of the best trash talking from the Pickleball Forum in an article called Forum Trash Talk. Now, its time for part 2 of Forum Trash Talk.
- Are you stuck on stupid?
- It's not your fault, it's just an ability thing.
- There's a net there.
- If you're gonna just watch the ball, buy a ticket.
- You need to hold the paddle with the grip end. Then again, it may not help.
- Maybe you should try fishing.
- Are you just standing there for moral support.
- You tripped over those lines again?
- Did you save the receipt for that paddle.
- I guess the court needs to be 6 inches wider.
- It's a good thing I took an Excedrin before I got here.
- You must be Dairy Queen, because that sure is a soft serve
- Where you ready? Would you like a mulligan?
- You are missing the court by a much smaller margin than you usually do.
- For you, that was a good shot.
- When I said "yours", that was probably confusing. I meant "yours".
- I'm sorry I called you stupid, I thought you knew.
- While you're in there, go ahead make me a sandwich.
- Keep hitting them right there it's perfect.
- Those two players are definitely 5.0...when they combine their skill level.
- Aside from shot selection, location, speed and height...that was a pretty good shot.
- You're missing a good game.
- Whose team are you on?
- I can play left handed if you want me to.
- Too bad your eyes were shut and you didn't see that good shot.
- Quit getting in the way.
- Your drive was so bad I bet your insurance rates just went up.
- Your serve takes so long they've built a retirement home next door.
- Are you playing baseball?
- You must have really been something when you were alive.
- Don't be a spectator.
Can I get you a chair?
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