You wanna talk some trash...
A little over a year ago, I had a post called Trash Talking that had an article from Pickleballbiz. Now, the Pickleball Forum has entered the arena with their version starting with this question:
Soooo, what are some of your favorite quips, sayings and expressions while in the heat of the game? I'm always looking for another appropriately witty remark.
- Sometimes the paddle actually gets in the way of the ball.
- Quit hitting the ball back because that's causing us problems.
- Is that the best you can do?
- Who put that net in the way???!!!
- Don't do that again.
- If that's the way you're going to play.
- I think its great your wife lets you use her paddle!
- Be prepared to get your socks knocked off!
- Uh, what happens here STAYS here!
- Luck beats skill.
- Hit the ball, if you are here to watch, go sit in bleachers.
- Check your paddle for a hole. And check both sides, hole might only be on one side.
- Wait! How long has that net been there?!?
- Even a blind squirrel gets a nut every once in a while.
- Nobody's home.
- Where you going?
- Wrong garage!
- The net got in the way.
- Did you forget your Big Boy paddle?
- Open your eyes next time.
- Did you pull that shot out of your back pocket?
- That one defied the laws of physics!
- You forgot to turn your paddle on.
- Was that about the right height for you or do I need to make some adjustments?
- Great shot, And you were only in the kitchen this much.
- That was a really great shot. Next time open your eyes so YOU can see it.
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