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Sunday, June 4, 2017

Offbeat Sunday: Forum Trash Talk

You wanna talk some trash...

A little over a year ago, I had a post called Trash Talking that had an article from Pickleballbiz. Now, the Pickleball Forum has entered the arena with their version starting with this question:

Soooo, what are some of your favorite quips, sayings and expressions while in the heat of the game? I'm always looking for another appropriately witty remark.

  • Sometimes the paddle actually gets in the way of the ball.
  • Quit hitting the ball back because that's causing us problems.
  • Is that the best you can do?
  • Who put that net in the way???!!!
  • Don't do that again.
  • If that's the way you're going to play.
  • I think its great your wife lets you use her paddle! 
  • Be prepared to get your socks knocked off! 
  • Uh, what happens here STAYS here! 
  • Luck beats skill. 
  • Hit the ball, if you are here to watch, go sit in bleachers. 
  • Check your paddle for a hole. And check both sides, hole might only be on one side. 
  • Wait! How long has that net been there?!?
  • Even a blind squirrel gets a nut every once in a while.
  • Nobody's home.
  • Where you going?
  • Wrong garage!
  • The net got in the way.
  • Did you forget your Big Boy paddle?
  • Open your eyes next time.
  • Did you pull that shot out of your back pocket?
  • That one defied the laws of physics!
  • You forgot to turn your paddle on. 
  • Was that about the right height for you or do I need to make some adjustments? 
  • Great shot, And you were only in the kitchen this much.
  • That was a really great shot. Next time open your eyes so YOU can see it.

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