Offbeat Sunday - Forum Trash Talk Part 2

I don't trash talk often, but when I do I go for the jugular...

I posted an article last year called Trash Talking. Then, I followed it up in June with some of the best trash talking from the Pickleball Forum in an article called Forum Trash Talk. Now, its time for part 2 of Forum Trash Talk.

• Are you stuck on stupid?
• It's not your fault, it's just an ability thing.
• There's a net there.

• If you're gonna just watch the ball, buy a ticket.
• You need to hold the paddle with the grip end. Then again, it may not help.
• Maybe you should try fishing.
• Are you just standing there for moral support.
• You tripped over those lines again?
• Did you save the receipt for that paddle.

• I guess the court needs to be 6 inches wider.
• It's a good thing I took an Excedrin before I got here.
• You must be Dairy Queen, because that sure is a soft serve

• Where you ready? Would you like a mulligan?
• You are missing the court by a much smaller margin than you usually do.
• For you, that was a good shot.
• When I said "yours", that was probably confusing. I meant "yours".
• I'm sorry I called you stupid, I thought you knew.
• While you're in there, go ahead make me a sandwich.

• Keep hitting them right there it's perfect.
• Those two players are definitely 5.0...when they combine their skill level.
• Aside from shot selection, location, speed and height...that was a pretty good shot.
• You're missing a good game.
• Whose team are you on?
• I can play left handed if you want me to.
• Too bad your eyes were shut and you didn't see that good shot.
• Quit getting in the way.

• Your drive was so bad I bet your insurance rates just went up.
• Your serve takes so long they've built a retirement home next door.
• Are you playing baseball?
• You must have really been something when you were alive.
• Don't be a spectator.