Offbeat Sunday: Pickleball Diseases

They certainly give strange names to diseases...

The Pickleball Forum is great source for Offbeat Sunday material. Here is yet another example.

I know some of you think the word games are kind of childish, but this one has a serious note. This morning I had to visit the doctor and much to my chagrin he diagnosed me with a Pickleball disease. But I forgot which one, I thought he said 

• Lob-otomy
• Blocked artery
• Around the post-traumatic stress disorder
• Short dink syndrome 
• Dinkitis

• Dink Eye

- That's treatable with Third Shot Eye Drops

• Doubles bypass surgery
• Advanced Dink Disease
• Tendonetis
• Chlobmydia
• Elobla Virus
• Genital Servepes
• A weak stroke
• Receding baseline (balled)
• Ground stroke
• Heart A-stack
• Around the post-op
• Dinka Virus
• ADHD - Awful Dink High Dink Disorder
• Ballzheimer's Disease
• Dinkarrhea
• Lob Cow Disease
• Dinkabetes
• Dinktherea
• Down-time Syndrome

Paddle Fasciitis

High Lob Pressure

Inflammatory Ball Disease

Lobjaw

Mental error Health

Yellow-ball Fever

Whoop-them Cough

West Net Virus

Around-the-posteoarthritis

Serveriasis

SARS - Serve and Return Serve

Slamit Fever

Singles

Smashpox

Spintheballfida

Volley Hepatitis

Thrush the net

H-ernie-a

Poachitis

Irritable Banger Syndrome

H-ernie-ophilia

Split-step Throat

Chest-bump Cold

Advanced Incurable Dink Syndrome. AIDS

Juggs Lime disease.

Kitchenpox

The block plague

Blockoma